The Undertaker’s decision is final

Don’t expect too much wrestling action on Polite Applause (try our fictional sister site Arrogant Whooping), but if those steroid-fuelled hoodlums attack our beloved tennis then you need to know about it.

This Sky Sports HD advert show how different life would be if wrestlers were in the umpire’s chair. Andy Roddick is not impressed with an overrule, but he soon wishes he had kept his mouth shut!