Who ya got?

A golf cart is perhaps the easiest vehicle to drive. Unless you’re this lady golfer, in which case… well, it’s just not.

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Golf, the final frontier

Deinfitely the most awesome spaceman video you’ll see today.
[The World of Isaac]

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The Undertaker’s decision is final

Don’t expect too much wrestling action on Polite Applause (try our fictional sister site Arrogant Whooping), but if those steroid-fuelled hoodlums attack our beloved tennis then you need to know about it.
This Sky Sports HD advert show how different life would be if wrestlers were in the umpire’s chair. Andy Roddick [...]

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Two sports collide for advert

While golf and rugby are both equally worthy of Polite Applause, the politeness of exponents of the two sports on the field of play is not so equal. The point is demonstrated by this advert for Singapore Open…

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US captain admits secret addiction

American Ryder Cup captain has revealed he made a trip to what he described as “a crack house” to feed his cravings for table football. The 48-year-old is apparently obsessed by the game the Americans call foosball.

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Maintenance team take handcuffs off US team

US Ryder Cup skipper Paul Azinger has given a pep talk to the course staff at Valhalla to thank them for catering to his every whim. Who knows exactly what he has asked them to do that has helped the American team so much, but there is definitely no [...]

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Perfecting the ‘Jesus shot’

Tiger Woods may not be able to heal himself in time for the Ryder Cup, but on the evidence of this video he can walk on water. This EA Sports viral shows Tiger taking his shoes off and heading into the water Jean Van Der Velde-style. Golf’s messiah does not get his [...]

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Quiz show panellists smash tennis ace

Miserable Andy Murray is now a household name and relatively successful, which makes his fair game for current affairs shows, such as the BBC’s Mock the Week.

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Golf superstar can pitch but not pitch

That is one lame (baseball) pitch from the world’s most successful female golfer - it actually bounced before reaching the catcher. Stick to pitching with your short irons, and keep that excuse for a right arm under wraps.
FAIL!
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Scottish tennis ace reveals keepy-up talent

Murray is clearly one of those annoying people who can turn his hand to any sport and be brilliant at it. Here, during a break in training, the Scot shows off his impressive football skills.
BONUS VID! The Andy Murray misery chatline…

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