Westwood realises the error of his ways…
Having decided that his girlish screams of foul play made him look very slightly bitter, Ryder Cup loser Lee Westwood has embarked on an embarrassing charm offensive, in the hope that America will welcome the cuddly golfer back into their arms, as if nothing had ever happened.
“Let me say right now [...]
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Man opens mouth, out comes rubbish…
“I’ve got both hands on the steering wheel, I’m trying to do everything right, dot all the Is and cross all the Ts and it’s like drawing back a bowstring. For two years I’ve been pulling that string back and now I’ve got to let the arrow go. I just [...]
The Texan is the best of a not-that-great bunch
Every returning member of the USA’s Ryder Cup team has lost more matches than they have won. So if Paul Azinger and co wish to avoid handing Europe their fourth straight success, someone is going to have to step up and lead by example. Our friends at [...]
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US captain admits secret addiction
American Ryder Cup captain has revealed he made a trip to what he described as “a crack house” to feed his cravings for table football. The 48-year-old is apparently obsessed by the game the Americans call foosball.
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Some might call these men a waste of space…
With the captaincy of the Ryder Cup comes a certain amount of prestige, but many argue that, really, the skipper counts for very little. Thus far, Nick Faldo has done nothing to endear himself with a bumbling display of gaffes, defensive interviews, and by picking just one [...]
Maintenance team take handcuffs off US team
US Ryder Cup skipper Paul Azinger has given a pep talk to the course staff at Valhalla to thank them for catering to his every whim. Who knows exactly what he has asked them to do that has helped the American team so much, but there is definitely no [...]
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Alrighty then
Looking at Zinger’s captain’s picks we are not sure who the bigger joker is.
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Everything you need to know, gamblers
For any gamblers out there, the thorough statisticians over at Chickendinner have been foraging around for clues as to who might win the golf. They have come back with numerous reasons why both groups could romp home, starting with the gents from Europe…
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» Europe have won the last three Ryder [...]
US skipper wary of Faldo tactics
We told you yesterday that the Ryder Cup mind-games had begun, but they have now gone into overdrive. Having seen off Hurricane Ike, the Valhalla course is now under a cloud of paranoia. And at the root of the troubles is a pack of pens.
US skipper Paul Azinger has heard [...]
Europe skipper keeps his pairs close to his chest
That crafty old fox Nick Faldo is playing a sneaky game ahead of the start of the Ryder Cup on Friday. The European captain sent his team out to practice in threes yesterday to avoid giving anything away about how he plans to pair his players up.
The [...]