Women’s tennis can be fun

Anything Anna Kournikova can do, Maria Sharapova can do better. The First Hot Lady of Tennis stars in the latest issue of GQ Spain, wearing slightly less than she does in her day job. Here, for example, her skirt seems to have fallen off and she’s listening to the floor. Go [...]

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Tennis babes confounded by latest Islamic fashions

“This shit is soooo unflattering…”
The stars of the WTA were absolutely delighted to cover up for the season-ending Tour Championships, currently taking place in Doha. Qatar is a Muslim country, so Maria Sharapova and co. had to “go Hijab” at the pre-tournament presentation.
Jelena Jankovic, a definite BOBFOC (Body off [...]

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Look who’s got a boyfriend…

Your luck’s run out, folks, Maria Sharapova and her long legs are dating a young gentleman called Charlie Ebersol - hence, she is temporarily off the shelf. He’s a wealthy American, who once survived a plane crash, and his dad, Dick, was one of the wise brains behind Saturday Night Live.
That’s [...]

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A woman so tall, she could go out with Gulliver

If human beings didn’t exist, we’d all be animals instead. Gordon Brown, for example, might be a put upon toad, the popular footballer Carlos Tevez would be a growling, yapping wolf. And Maria Sharapova would definitely be a swan. For those who haven’t heard of Maria, [...]

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Yeah, she could probably model, this chick

Make no mistake, when big name fashion oiks want a sportswoman to gaze adoringly from the front row at one of their flowery fashion runways, they call Sharapova. Alongside hoity-toity Hollywood types like J.Lopez and V.Beckham, she has been one of the biggest faces at this year’s suitably pretentious [...]

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Tennis player enjoys world’s second oldest drink

While her pal Maria Sharapova walks the earth endorsing only the slinkiest outfits and hanging around at Vogue parties, Ana Ivanovic is more your meat and potatoes kind of gal. No flowery fragrances for this steamy Serb, no sir - she wants to be the gorgeous face of milk, [...]

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