Axed England star makes it awkward for WAG

Danny Cipriani showed off his driving skills when he picked up girlfriend Kelly Brook last night. The beleaguered fly-half parked so close to the wall of the Comedy Theatre, where Brook is currently starring in Fat Pig, that she struggled to open the door of his Land Rover.
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Sport gets even sexier

As mentioned many times in recent weeks, the sport of rugby is becoming a seriously sensual affair. Gone are the toby-jug-faced gargoyles, now it’s all about looking sexy and going out with gorgeous models. Kelly Brook turned up to watch Cipriani turn it on at the weekend. Someone took some pictures.

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Rugby player learns not to mess with rugby players…

It’s easy to forget that Cipriani is so young, and lessons need to be learned. In fact, just yesterday, he learned that it’s unwise to tell Josh Lewsey (pictured) to “shut up or be shut up”, unless he wants to be knocked out with a right hook [...]

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That Cipriani likes his women…

Gone are the days when rugby players would marry their first love and be done with it, these days they like to sleep around a bit first. That’s mainly thanks to brilliant new bits of headgear that prevent their faces from caving in and their ears turning into cauliflowers. Hence, Cipriani [...]

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Model/actress/presenter is Wasps new celebrity supporter

Wasps might not be overly happy with Danny Cipriani’s face being plastered all over the showbiz pages as he leaves one nightclub or another, but they might grow to love the extra publicity he generates for the club.
Among the beer guts and bald heads at last night’s Guinness Premiership game [...]

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He can rebuild himself but not dismantle Bath

England stand-off Danny Cipriani made his return to action for club side Wasps last night as they lost 27-23 to bath. The 20-year-old managed 51 minutes of his comeback match and kicked 11 points in that time.
“I was very happy to get through the match but disappointed we [...]

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Remind you of anyone?

Pictures oozing through the Polite Applause letterbox of Danny Cipriani appeared strangely familiar, then we put two and two together, divided by three, and realised that he looks exactly like Robert De Niro’s inspired maniac, Travis Bickle. Observe…

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Women turn up in same outfit - cringe!

For those of you who couldn’t make it, it was the Pride of Britain awards in the windy city of London last night. Everyone was there - Minogue, Vorderman, that breakdancing street urchin who won Britain’s Got Talent. Plus a few of Polite Applause’s favourite sporting heroes of [...]

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Don’t call this man Ronaldo… he’ll get very upset! 
 
It appears that Wasps’ favourite son is having trouble figuring out why his relationship with Kelly Brook is causing him so much grief.“I don’t go clubbing so much these days and people are just trying to label me. I don’t really understand it but I suppose people have a [...]

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Two girls, one winner…
CHARLOTTE CHURCH

KELLY BROOK

They’re the two biggest WAGs in rugby, but which one is more appealing in, you know, that way? Cast your votes…

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