Tennis babes confounded by latest Islamic fashions
“This shit is soooo unflattering…”
The stars of the WTA were absolutely delighted to cover up for the season-ending Tour Championships, currently taking place in Doha. Qatar is a Muslim country, so Maria Sharapova and co. had to “go Hijab” at the pre-tournament presentation.
Jelena Jankovic, a definite BOBFOC (Body off [...]
Serbian gets it wrong
She may be the world’s No.1 female tennis player and therefore rich enough to afford designer clobber - however, that doesn’t stop JJ from looking like she wandered into TK Maxx wearing a blindfold and picked out the first two items of clothing she could find.
FAIL.
Women’s No.1 tennis star can hold her drink… just
What pint (and then some) of beer wouldn’t get overexcited to be held in the slender-yet-muscular hands of Jelena Jankovic? Or, another way of looking at it: she needs more practice if she’s ever going to make it as a barmaid. Stick to the tennis and the [...]
US Open losing finalist consoled by huge cheque
As Serena Williams was being presented with her $1.5 million cheque for winning the US Open women’s final, Jelena Jankovic, her vanquished opponent, reportedly asked, “How much did I get?”
The answer? $750,000, cool cash for an hour of “work” that ended in a straight-sets defeat. “So now I [...]
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