Boris and new WAG enjoy the taste of Munich

Look how damn happy Boris looks. And why wouldn’t he? His left hand rests on the silky thigh of his hot young fiancee, Sandy Meyer-Woelden, and the other clutches an indecently large glass of German beer. Happy days, freunden.
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Becker gets poker WRONG
Becker’s WAG hits the [...]

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Welcome back, Boris

We’ve been too frightened to go on about it, just in case we dissolved in tears, but Boris Becker has been seriously letting himself down - fashion-wise. Always so suave, he’d taken to dressing down to impress his gorgeous young girlfriend, Sandy Meyer-Wolden, leaving the house in zany psychedelic shirts, ridiculous trainers, stupid [...]

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No Boris, not like that!

Great Poker face, but his card holding technique leaves much to be desired.

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OMG, she is so hot right now!

For those of you far too busy with London Fashion Week to notice that Madrid have their own swishy show of darlingness going on, here’s some pictures of Sandy Meyer-Wolden looking fierce on Spanish catwalks. She is, of course, the hot property currently forcing tennis legend Boris Becker to [...]

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Intervention needed, people, spread the word…

When Becker was found to be making very fast unprotected love in a broom cupboard, we could all laugh it off. It’s Boris, he’s a character, he’s just enjoying some mid-lunch sex - who wouldn’t? But things have gone too far now.
Usually so golf with his fashion sense, he’s taken [...]

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Man dresses like child

The dating world is a cavernous and frightening place in these modern times, where pretty much anything goes. Men date men, women date women, men date men and women at the same time, and elderly tennis players are totally within their rights to get together with firm young models - just ask [...]

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