Footballer’s wife…

Over in America they play a version of rugby called American Football. The players get to wear armour, helmets and carry swords, and if needs be they’ll throw the ball forward. For miles. Jim Finn plays as a fullback for the New York Giants, and his wife is a delicious young actress called Rosa [...]

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She’s a blonde actress, ain’t that the truth!

If you recognise Kelly, it’s probably because you’re a big fan of her work on Nip/Tuck - the US television hit about two cosmetic surgeons who just love having sex with people. She plays Kimber, a steamy young vixen, who pretty much does everyone given half a chance.
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Say “g’day”, because she’s from Australia

Think of a city in Australia. No not that one, another one. OK, not that one either. Sit back, close your eyes, and think of another city that wasn’t either of the cities you just thought about. No, not Brisbane. Do it again… that’s right - Perth! Well done. And [...]

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A blast from the past, as it were etc…

Hey, who cares that Kournikova hasn’t picked up a racket in about five years? Or that she pretty much fluked her way to the Wimbledon semi-finals over ten years ago and never achieved anything else? The woman invented pretty tennis players. Before that, the best you could [...]

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People, meet some sporty sisters…

Ask any average teenage boy to describe his ideal woman, and his bumbling description will be littered with specifics: a twin, blonde, Brazilian, bikini, 20-years-old, financially secure, literate, great at dancing, poetic, synchronised swimmer. Which makes this discovery all the more amazing, because Bia and Branca are all those things. Though [...]

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She was made in America…

US culture is weird - they call rubbish trash, and instead of women’s cricket they have softball, a game much enjoyed by Jennie Finch - the best bowler (or pitcher) in the business.
Besides having glorious golden hair, Jennie has much else to be proud of. Namely, her appearance on the American [...]

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Word has it, she’s at it with Novak Djokovic

Say what you like about higher forces like God and Buddha, but when it comes to balancing good and bad things they do a bloody decent job. For all the luxurious foods and silks we enjoy in Britain, when it comes to hot female javelin throwers, we [...]

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A woman so tall, she could go out with Gulliver

If human beings didn’t exist, we’d all be animals instead. Gordon Brown, for example, might be a put upon toad, the popular footballer Carlos Tevez would be a growling, yapping wolf. And Maria Sharapova would definitely be a swan. For those who haven’t heard of Maria, [...]

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She’s just like you, only much much better looking

Yes, Polite Applause has already paid tribute to J.Lopez the athlete, but now it’s time to focus on the woman. She’s a curvy little fox.
When she isn’t putting her body on the line for charity, Lopez can be found doing any number of things, notably being a [...]

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OMG, she is so hot right now!

For those of you far too busy with London Fashion Week to notice that Madrid have their own swishy show of darlingness going on, here’s some pictures of Sandy Meyer-Wolden looking fierce on Spanish catwalks. She is, of course, the hot property currently forcing tennis legend Boris Becker to [...]

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