Rugby superstar can’t take his ale

We discovered today that Kelly Brook’s fella can’t take a punch; on top of that, he reveals that he can’t take his beer, preferring instead a tipple of such horrendous girliness that it’s a wonder he’s allowed to play professional rugby.

Click below to find out what Cipriani’s poison is…

So, it’s Nandos, washed down by a couple of Malibu and pineapples! Is there a worse food/drink combo in the world? (Answer: no.)

The All Blacks will love that.