Well, someone met a nice South African

This cheerful young woman pictured is Jessica Taylor, one half of Team Pietersen, and one fifth of deceased art-rock band, Liberty X. Her ascension up the career ladder had taken a typical route, from young model, to pop singer, to wife of an England captain. She’s kind of like a brainier version of Posh Spice, being that Jessica almost took a place at Oxford, the most hoity-toity of the world’s many universities.

When she isn’t locked in a passionate snog with Kevin, Jessica can be found enjoying a round of golf, or holding a hawk, or painting herself gold for a photoshoot. Find all the proof you need after the jump.