Oh dear, we can’t have that

Polite Applause used to be a massive Hoddle fan, back when he was a footballer full of flair and glimpses of panache - less so when he started babbling the word of God. But, as a golfer, the former England coach simply hasn’t got what it takes. Yes, he’s probably got the best clubs going, and he can no doubt enjoy some pretty impressive rounds - but a garish teenager’s anorak on a golf course? We really don’t think so, Glenn.