A woman so tall, she could go out with Gulliver

If human beings didn’t exist, we’d all be animals instead. Gordon Brown, for example, might be a put upon toad, the popular footballer Carlos Tevez would be a growling, yapping wolf. And Maria Sharapova would definitely be a swan. For those who haven’t heard of Maria, where the hell have you been? She’s a beautiful tennis player who won Wimbledon back in the roasting summer of 2004.

If you study the above picture very closely, you’ll notice that she has immensely long legs - that’s because she’s six feet and two inches tall, which is absolutely gargantuan for a woman.

More amazingness after the jump…