Model dates rugby player, nation scratches head…

It seems that having tired of Billy Zane’s endless Shakespearian monologues, Kelly Brook has decided that a rugby player’s brand of wit and repartee would make for just the tonic. Hence, she’s been caught draping herself about the arm of England’s great hope for the future, Danny Cipriani.

There’s a whopping eight year age gap between the pair, meaning that back when Danny was cross-legged watching Play School with a foot-long string of molten snot stretching from his nose to the floor, Kelly was already a card carrying adult. She has, in her time, presented the Big Breakfast, pranced around joyously on numerous locations for lingerie shoots, and (in the above picture) been caught admiring the odd antique chest of drawers.

Best of luck to the pair of them, we say. And for those still hungry for more Kelly Brook artifacts, simply read on…