Say “g’day” to an Australian woman…

In these futuristic times, it’s not just mud brained footballers who go out with steamy blonde women, even cricketers, like the Australian Michael Clarke, do it too. He’s currently enjoying long nights of philosophical debate with a twenty-year-old model from New South Wales called Lara Bingle.

Lara launched her career by appearing in a series of adverts for the Australian tourism board - delivering the controversial line “where the bloody hell are you?” - but she is probably better known down under for having a scandalous affair with Aussie Rules footballer Brendan Fevola. The tourism board decided that this was so unthinkably devastating for Australia’s clean-cut image that they stopped using her immediately.

She has since appeared in the Australian version of Dancing on Ice, which may or may not be called Dancing on Bloody Ice, mate.

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