Say “far out” to Mr Spiritual…

We’ve all had the displeasure of being cornered in a room by a stoned gentleman talking about Buddha, and it’s rarely fun. Hence, our hearts go out to the unfortunate Times journalist who had to endure a slurry of bonged-out pot talk from England rugby’s former darling, Jonny Wilkinson.

It seems that the emergence of Danny Cipriani has driven the World Cup hero to bury his face in books about spiritualism and quantum physics in a bid to make sense of this appalling world we live in. “I was creating a destructive reality,” he slurs, before going on to say something about how his new hair represents his rebirth. Or something.

Tenner says he has dreadlocks within the year.

Read the full interview here.