Hmmm, something suspicious is going on…

We’ve all been there - expected at a posh function, covered in love bites, wondering how on earth to cover them up. While most of us will opt for a customary polo-neck, it seems that the England fly half enjoys something a little more heavy duty and scarf like.

Yes, this is all completely unfounded speculation, but why else would he have a massive rug around his neck? It’s only just Autumn, and he’s a great big tough guy.

There may or may not be a fabulous photograph of his girlfriend after the jump…

Oh there is!