Oh, great days these…

Of course, everyone is judging Nick Faldo based on his recent interviews, during which he managed to get sarcasm all wrong - the idea is to make the interviewer look stupid, Faldo, not yourself. Thankfully, Polite Applause has since stumbled across this 1991 Faldo outing on kids TV show Going Live, and not a sarcastic word comes from his mouth as he sneers about how amazing he is down the phone to innocent children.