Rugby gets a bit more sensual…

After their ungodly start to the season, the good news for Wasps is that Danny Cipriani, their star man and biggest hunk, has managed to defy all logic and will be returning to action two months ahead of schedule. He’s set to line up against Bath next week.

After totally buggering his ankle, he had the look of a man who wouldn’t play until Christmas at best, but has the love and sexual attention of a good woman helped speed up his recovery? We like to think so. Well done Kelly Brook.

Welsh pin up Gavin Henson will also be returning from injury, which should bring back swathes of the drifting girl audience.