Intervention needed, people, spread the word…

When Becker was found to be making very fast unprotected love in a broom cupboard, we could all laugh it off. It’s Boris, he’s a character, he’s just enjoying some mid-lunch sex - who wouldn’t? But things have gone too far now.

Usually so golf with his fashion sense, he’s taken to dressing like a teenager in a bid to impress his 24-year-old model girlfriend, Alessandra Meyer-Wolden. First it was all emblazoned t-shirts and swanky training shoes, now hideous swirling psychedelic button down shirts, that might look okay on a confused pot-smoking teenager, but not Boris. Something must be done about this.

See the Becker we love after the jump…