Welcome back, Boris

We’ve been too frightened to go on about it, just in case we dissolved in tears, but Boris Becker has been seriously letting himself down - fashion-wise. Always so suave, he’d taken to dressing down to impress his gorgeous young girlfriend, Sandy Meyer-Wolden, leaving the house in zany psychedelic shirts, ridiculous trainers, stupid trousers. It was soul-destroying. But he’s back on top form, as he sweeps majestically around London in a delicious neck scarf. That’s more like it, Bozza.