Elderly woman, Andy Murray

Alright, we accept it, the days when a sportsman could celebrate a victory with cocktails and a threesome have gone - it’s all about being a responsible “athlete”. But come on, Andy Murray! Speaking after his impressive fortnight in America, the Scot insisted:

“When I go home I’m looking forward to seeing mine and my girlfriend’s dog - I’ve been away three weeks so I’ll go and walk the dog.”

Sweet Jesus.

After that he might even go really bonkers and do a puzzle.