Rugby player learns not to mess with rugby players…

It’s easy to forget that Cipriani is so young, and lessons need to be learned. In fact, just yesterday, he learned that it’s unwise to tell Josh Lewsey (pictured) to “shut up or be shut up”, unless he wants to be knocked out with a right hook and awoken to the putrid stench of smelling salts.

He left training with a busted up lip, which Polite Applause assumes Kelly Brook (after the jump) snogged better.