England captain agrees to make fool of himself

England cricket skipper Kevin Pietersen has been persuaded by his pop star-wife, Jessica Taylor, to appear in the video for her new group’s debut single. For better or worse, Kev.

“Jessica has been trying to get him in it for ages and now he’s said yes… She reckons it’ll be really funny,” a source told the Sunday People.

Hmm, call us cynical, but could the source actually be Jessica’s record label, desperately trying to whip up interest in her sorry new group? Surely not.

Still, fame hungry KP, who craves the spotlight more than any other cricketer in history - bar Ian Botham or Shane Warne, arguably - will no doubt relish the chance to show off his dance moves. We’ll pass.

BONUS VID!
Sexy KP and good buddy Warne, in a shit-hair showdown. KP wins, clearly…