Don’t call this man Ronaldo… he’ll get very upset! 

It appears that Wasps’ favourite son is having trouble figuring out why his relationship with Kelly Brook is causing him so much grief.“I don’t go clubbing so much these days and people are just trying to label me. I don’t really understand it but I suppose people have a job to do.”   

Also appearing on his list of grievances are all those stupid people who keep calling him Cristiano Ronaldo. “I am not rugby’s answer to Cristiano Ronaldo. I just want to be me and play rugby.”  Is that really so much to ask?     

All the poor man wants is to be left alone. Tough life.