She’s just like you, only much much better looking

Yes, Polite Applause has already paid tribute to J.Lopez the athlete, but now it’s time to focus on the woman. She’s a curvy little fox.

When she isn’t putting her body on the line for charity, Lopez can be found doing any number of things, notably being a superstar. And before you jump to any conclusions about what she might be like as a person, take some time out to listen to her smash hit record, Jenny from the block - it usefully explains that underneath all the wealth and bitchiness she is just a nice normal street urchin looking for coins at the roadside.

She is also famous for her bottom, which one man once described as “big”. You can see it after the jump…