Oh, what a handsome pair!

Gone are the days when rugby players were gargoyle faced bruisers who would expose their genitals in pubs for laughs - now some of them look like Danny Cipriani and they like cocktails and Kelly Brook.

Not since “Bum Face” Carling started loitering around Princess Diana has an England player been spotted with such a high profile looker. Unless, that is, you count Mike Tindall and the horse girl, Zara Phillips - but she’s more of an acquired taste.

The pair were spotted pootling around London in the back of a luxury car making one another giggle. And only they and their four bedroom walls know what happened next… although apparently they went home “separately”. Whatever that means.

Stylish gentleman Billy Zane will be furious.

See Kelly at her finest after the jump…