Man dresses like child

The dating world is a cavernous and frightening place in these modern times, where pretty much anything goes. Men date men, women date women, men date men and women at the same time, and elderly tennis players are totally within their rights to get together with firm young models - just ask 40-year-old Boris Becker and his 24-year-old squeeze Alessandra Meyer-Wolden.

Polite Applause is, of course, modern and liberal enough to accept and embrace these social changes, but there is one golden rule when you’re crossing the generation divide: never attempt to dress “young”. And unfortunately, Boris recently committed that exact same sin on an afternoon jaunt around New York city (pictured).

Normally one of the most golf individuals around, the former tennis champ was spotted in a garish teenager’s t-shirt, some zany jeans, and a set of hip designer sneakers. This situation needs to be remedied, and fast. See how he should be dressing after the jump…

That’s right, Boris, do more of this.